A morbidly obease person attempting to do cardio
Nothing like being a fitspo cardio queen
by Samwisegamgeexoxo September 29, 2013
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sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
by chuckybubbles January 21, 2009
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A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"
Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.
by The_mastaa September 16, 2015
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A female cardiac doctor who is extremely good at her job. More specifically, Seattle Grace's previous top cardio-thoracic surgeon more commonly known as Erica Hahn. Traits include an icey attitude, air of superiority, and a soft-spot for one Calliope Torres.
Christina was excited about working with the blonde cardio goddess because Erica Hahn was so well-renown.
by soconfusifying December 11, 2008
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1. Someone you have sex with just to get your cardio workout in.

2. Must have an ass big enough to handle heavy cardio workouts.

3. Able to ride a dick well enough to create a heavy cardio workout.
Who you texting”?
- “My Cardio Bunny, I’m not running on a fucking treadmill “.
by West Coast Woodstock September 16, 2019
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After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.
Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.
by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010
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