A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.
N: I just finished reading the book
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 8, 2023
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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Someone who is completely obsessed with cardboard and uses it as much as humanly possible, even going to the lengths of stealing cardboard just to get more of it.
"Did you hear what Jennie did?"
"No, what did she do?"
"I heard she stole cardboard from her neighbor, what a Cardboard Slut."
by Leonardo da Bakugou May 17, 2020
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Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.
Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!
by yes?no..maybe February 21, 2011
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Actual pizza. Crust, sauce and cheese. Tastes like cardboard and tastes tasty
Hey, can you buy some tasty cardboard? Large plain please
by Airwolfwastaken April 24, 2021
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