Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

Cardassian 

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.

Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.

Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?

Cardassian by Lunettarose December 19, 2008

cardassian 

A Star Trek alien species native to Cardassia Prime.

Gul Dukat is a cardassian

cardassian by Walking Talking Dictionary September 28, 2006

Cardassia

Formal name of the Cardassian empire's home system star and, at least informally, its home world. It has at least five planets.

Cardassia, aka Cadassia Prime.

Cardassia by Sparda October 7, 2004

Cardashian 

An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars

Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian

Cardashian by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023