a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"
I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards
by Kylepiper88 June 25, 2008
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cigarettes or joints.are called cards because cigarettes and joints fit perfictly into playing card packs.
hey alex, got any cards?
by james. f. January 7, 2006
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likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)
Another win for the team is in the cards.
by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2009
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A woman hard on for when a male is buying her alot of stuff with his credit card. Esentially, gets horny when money (credit cards) is spent on her.
Jenny got such a card on when I took her shopping at Saks fifth avenue. She was ready to bang me in the dressing stall.
by d1rewolf17 March 9, 2009
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What one uses to gain the advantage or wiggle out of a bad situation by using a characteristic of who they are, or any situation in their life.

Card is normally put after the word for the situation or characteristic in order to describe what they are using to their advantage.
Being the manager of a fast food restaurant, I hired an African American to work at the drive through, he was very incompetent and mixed up orders a lot. When I fired him he pulled the race card by saying I was firing him because he was black.
by joe725 July 18, 2008
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1. When a person who plays trading card games (e.g. Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic the Gathering) enters a state of euphoria after acquiring a rare, valuable, or otherwise useful card, usually from a booster pack.

2. When a person who trades or collects cards of any sort strongly desires to obtain a specific card.
1. "Dude, when I pulled that Jester's Hat back in '92, I got such a card-on!"

2. As the young boy stared hungrily through the card store's glass front, he experienced his first card-on for the vintage Babe Ruth rookie card.
by Legsman February 11, 2010
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A sexy ass lady with a penis and 5 BOOBS!!!!!
by Card123 September 21, 2018
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