Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

Carnoopolous

Adj. Hippie way of saying something is extremely funny.

Guy 1: Dude, your new Mitsubishi is totally carnoopolous! HAHA
Guy 2: Why did you think I bought it?!

Carnoopolous by Alex3Z September 2, 2015

carrotology

The scientific study of carrots.

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.

carrotology by Miss Chevious Forsure April 25, 2009

carco polo 

the act of clicking your car's keyless entry remote to listen for your alarm beep in order to help find where you parked

"After playing carco polo for twenty minutes in the mall's parking lot, I finally reached my vehicle."

carco polo by Michael Bukakis May 12, 2010

Carco-Polo 

A game in which you forget where you parked your car, so you walk around the lot hitting the lock button on your key fob so you can home in on the sound of the honking.

"Man, parking at the mall is crazy at Christmas. I had to play Carco-Polo for 30 minutes before I found my car."

Carco-Polo by Bogombo Snuffbox December 16, 2013

carcoholic 

a person who drives under the influence of alcohol. Also used as an adjective.

1. Stern action needs to be taken against carcoholics. They contribute to road accidents.
2. I cannot put up with your carcoholic behaviour.

carcoholic by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

Carcoholic 

somone who chronicaclly drives drunk.

my friend who is a carcoholic shows up to work drunk and his job is a long haul truck driver.

Carcoholic by jacksondragon32 November 21, 2010