carbon-dated 

adj fr. AHD4 carbondating + -ed

Very out of date, popularized by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

'Deal with that outfit for a moment.'
'It's dated?'
'It's carbon-dated.'

carbon-dated by 5by5 July 15, 2005

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

carbon-dated pussy by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbonated poop water by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Carbonated Urine 

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

Carbonated Urine by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011

Carbonated noodles 

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

Carbonated noodles by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

Carbonated farts by Brocum June 1, 2018

carbonated crazy 

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

carbonated crazy by AmyBeans September 15, 2010