carbophobe

-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast

"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011

carbophobe by ghosting July 21, 2011

Caboober 

One who claims he can jump over anything possible, thinks he has a key to any vagina, but will most likely trip and fall into a wall of flacid choads (see "choad" for better understanding)

Thats no playa, hes a fuckin caboober!

Caboober by Mark LaFrance February 27, 2005

Carbovore 

A person who eats only carbohydrates, especially as part of carbo-loading in preparation for an upcoming athletic event.

Jill is a practicing carbovore this week because she's running a marathon on Sunday.

Carbovore by Jill B-R January 14, 2009

carbophobe

A fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight.

Ellen was such a carbophobe, she would throw away the bread from her sandwiches.

carbophobe by P Dunk April 28, 2008

caboober 

jerry rubino from sls.

jerry is the biggest caboober..EVER!!! and he has a chode and should be embarassed.

caboober by Tori Madek April 22, 2005

Carbodosed 

Ingesting such a large quantity of carbohydrates that could lead to a form of carbohydrate overdose. (v)

My slob of a brother passed out on the couch yesterday after he carbodosed on 4 boxes of oreos.

Carbodosed by Fa6etious January 8, 2012

Caboober 

One who claims he has banged every hott girl on earth, and thinks he has a key to any vagina, but will most likely trip and fall into a wall of flacid choads (see "choad" for better understanding)

Thats no playa, he's a fuckin caboober!

Caboober by Mark LaFrance March 3, 2005