4 definitions by Mark LaFrance
A term used by men over the age of 65, describing an erect penis or choad. One may note that whenever "hard'on" is used, the sentance automatically becomes hilarious, and one must then give these over the hill bed rockers props
by Mark LaFrance March 4, 2005
When one accelrates in their automobile very slowly in first gear, until 4000 RPM's are reached, and the driver mashes the accelerator to the floor. If you drive a Saturn Sl2 or compatible, you will be glued to the seat and most likely have a mental orgasm. When the second gear is reached, the driver will once again crank down on the gas pedal until redline is reached. By now, you are most likely breaking the speed limit and need to calm the F down
by Mark LaFrance March 4, 2005
One who claims he can jump over anything possible, thinks he has a key to any vagina, but will most likely trip and fall into a wall of flacid choads (see "choad" for better understanding)
by Mark LaFrance February 28, 2005
One who claims he has banged every hott girl on earth, and thinks he has a key to any vagina, but will most likely trip and fall into a wall of flacid choads (see "choad" for better understanding)
by Mark LaFrance March 4, 2005