christmas car sales delusion 

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

christmas car sales delusion by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

used car salesman 

one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon

sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run

used car salesman by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

Car Salesman 

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

Car Salesman by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018

car salesman 

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

car salesman by Skyboy September 24, 2005

Car salesman 

the art of selling cars

if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid fuck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid fuckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it asshole

Car salesman by jeff1978 August 3, 2006

car salesman 

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers

customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?

car salesman by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008

Car Salesmen 

A slang term used to refer to liberals or democrats.

Look at all these car salesmen getting ready for Shillary to cuck their country away.

Car Salesmen by JohnMcM3435 September 24, 2016