lock your keys in your car 

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

lock your keys in your car by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

locked car 

When a car is locked

The locked car won't open

locked car by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

carlocked 

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

carlocked by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

Carlocked 

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.

"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked

Carlocked by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018

Carlocking 

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.

I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.

Carlocking by drankpee November 5, 2014