coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

carsophagus

Vehicles in which young children/babies, pets, or invalids suffocate to death. These deaths often take place during the summer months and are typically the result of neglectful or malicious parenting practices.

During the recent heat wave, Lynndie, who resented the fact that she was not allowed to abort her baby, laid her infant child to rest in a carsophagus while shopping at the Parmatown Mall.

carsophagus by Marty Farty August 29, 2005

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

The noise i make when i shit myself

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus i said as i shited myself

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus by bill fences October 28, 2021

Coprophagist 

Must... eat... shit... Is nobody going to stop me? Gosh, if I get fat, I'll blame you because you stood by and did nothing!

Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!

Coprophagist by Esa4 February 2, 2021

coprophagous 

shit-eating; as in an animal that ingests its own feces.

"Wipe that coprophagous grin off your face."

coprophagous by ipecac December 16, 2008

coprophagous 

feeding on dung

Sammy the Scat Freak is a coprophagous life form.

coprophagous by Roach Clip January 14, 2004

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

A Zombie.
Rotting corpse that has no or little brain.
Eats The Livings Flesh.

That Night While I Was Washing My Dishes, I Heard A knock like noise at the window. I Opened The Curtains, only to find a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus staring straight Back At Me.

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus by Halloween town October 6, 2006