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Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy
Toilet Cappucino by Becks69 January 6, 2008

douchebag-cappucino 

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

Capucine 

Capucine is the cute girl of the group, always here for those who really need it but she won't hesitate to ditch all the ones that she considere as fake and interested.
She is smart but don't think so, she needs you to say it for her to believe it.

You're lucky to have been able to meet a capucine. Enjoy it!
Let's hang out with capucine !!!
Capucine by Jean.boin March 29, 2018

Capucine 

Everyone's type of girl. Friendly, open minded, funny, beautiful and clever. She'll be there for you whenever you want. Sometimes has a resting bitch face, but don't let it fool you. She's one of the kindest and warmest person you'll ever find.
"Omg, this girl is amazing, I can't find any flaws in her, she must be a Capucine"
Capucine by AintMyFault November 2, 2018

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."