Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 December 17, 2007

cappucino stain

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.

'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

by 1D are fucking awful March 7, 2014

douchebag-cappucino

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.

Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

by nickyparker1986 April 11, 2010