what's the capital of thailand 

you shouldn't answer this

guy 1 : what's the capital of thailand

guy 2 : bangkok

*insert screaming as guy 2's gonads get discintegrated*

what's the capital of thailand by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 2, 2022

Alaska's crystal meth capital 

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

Alaska's crystal meth capital by saneremu October 30, 2008

Capital STEEZ 

A great rapper that unfortunately committed suicide before his career even started.

Look up Capital STEEZ on YouTube.

Capital STEEZ by nobody9845322 February 6, 2013

Capital steez 

That nigga 47 shit

Yo bruh fuck that nonsense you playing throw that capital steez

on you dirty nigga

Capital steez by Stinky how January 20, 2017

Washington Capital Syndrome 

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

Washington Capital Syndrome by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010

Capital Simp 

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

Capital Simp by Noramonicom April 22, 2020

capital sprinkles 

noun

the vast amount of readily available seed, angel and venture capital that will result in the greatest creation of wealth and human advancement our world has ever seen.

Clinkle was showered with more capital sprinkles then they knew what to do with.

capital sprinkles by semdavid May 3, 2014