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When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.
"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."
by OlliOlii January 15, 2014
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The sound of $30m slowly slipping out of your wallet
Investor: Where did all my money go?

...clinkle clinkle clinkle
by syncron April 18, 2016
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