“I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
by Ok theeeeen March 11, 2019
An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.
P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.
by Ardyneus December 25, 2019
Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
by QuacksO December 22, 2016
Able or willing to carry on a sexual relationship with either sex, regardless of personal orientation.
I wasn't sure how I would react to my partner's reassignment surgery, but I ultimately stayed with them and discovered that I was bi-capable.
by P.S. Demian September 14, 2015