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as gaeilge for "an absolute ride"
"jesus caolán looks hot today"
"he looks hot everyday, tá sé caolán"
Caolán by absolute beast March 26, 2020
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(kay-ole-ee) Commonly pronounced as "koala" but that is incorrect. Describes a specific Asian family that is very cool. John and Jeremy are the most well known of this family.
(Guy 1) No one likes me.

(Guy 2) I bet you wish you were a Caole!

(Guy 1) Yeah! Everyone likes them!

Caolanesque 

1)A beautiful dirty man whore also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)Often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled hell holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect
'He's so hot, check out the scarf'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'
Caolanesque by sammy1990 December 29, 2008
(noun): beautiful young maiden. Gaelic: Slender and Fair
Wow, Caolinn sure is a beautiful little girl.
Caolinn by GVB4LIFE February 3, 2010
A variety of the man slut species. The mentioning of menstration would not repel such a spiked up black haired male form. One to constantly injure, preferably intoxicated and usually wounded in the skull area yet will deny these actions with a "I walked into a door, lad" excuse. A 'caolers' loves a filthy ride and will reacts to such terms as "Ahhhhhh lad" and "Daaaaycent" A sound skin all the same..
Guy: "You're one is on the rag"
Caolers: "Back away lads.... she's mine"
Caolan is a Gaelic name which could traditionally only be given to the best young man in an ancient Irish tribe. Children were typically crowned with the name at the age of 12 and from that moment they were destined to become the leaders of the tribe. The children were typically judged on their looks, intelligence, charisma and courage. The word 'Caol' directly translates to narrow which was used to signify the definite narrow choice that was made when judging the children. This tradition is still carried out by many mothers around Ireland today, but it is most prevalent in the Gaeltacht areas. If someone is named Caolan it is most likely that they are intelligent (The name now requires a 10 in Irish standardised testing to be considered legitimate by the Gaelscoils), thus Caolan is a valuable name which would encourage a recruiter to hire someone for a job.
Assistant: These two applicants are equally matched on experience and both performed well in the interviews
Employer: Choose the one named Caolan, his name is proof of his academic ability.
Caolan by Cooljim March 21, 2016