Canuck

A race of people who(se)

1) Have a complex about being the USA's little brother.

2) Native language is a molested version of French.

3) Allow rampid uncontrolled immigration in an attempt to increase the tax base so the pursuit of a hollow socialist society can be continued.

4) National hair cut is the hockey mullet.

5) Only contribution to the English language is "Eh"

Reporter: The US economy continues to grow.

(Background): All of the canucks crying.

by G Money Killer March 30, 2007

Canuck

Like an American, except weaker and less inept in basic World and US History. Their daily habits include bashing Americans with unfunny and cookie cut jokes or historic "facts".

Canuck: "We burnt down the White House and invented the telephone!"
Factual History: "Umm, not really."

by hatred October 25, 2003

Canuck

Beaver, water-dwelling mammal. Not to be confused with canadian slang term.

The river flooded. Those hairy canucks were at it again making a dam.

by MontrealLover9876 June 25, 2011

canuck

Anyone that carpetbags the US from a northerly direction.

Those Canucks are a little more slippery than the Mexicans, because at least the Mexicans can admit that they want to be American.

by downsizedspiderman October 11, 2006

Canuck

A Species of Bird, native to Canada.

That bird is a Canuck

by Moray Swan August 26, 2005

Canuck

A Canadian and all that it implies. Usually a raging liberal and coward. A self-conscious prig that is so lost in liberalism that they are incapable of action. A parasitic leach that enjoys the freedom afforded them by better men (their stronger southern neighbors)than themselves. Like a mexican but from the north and usually speaks Frog.

Dude that guy cries like a bitch! Figures he's a Canuck...full of hot air but when you show him your fist he runs the other way.

by Ultra Americano April 12, 2009

Canuck

Can-uck, a contraction between Canadian and Fuck;
Used to describe a person from Canada that you have fucked, or are currently fucking.
Also used to describe a person from Canada that is an asshole, or a fuck.

I took this chubby bitch home last night, and found out she was a Canuck because she kept screaming "AYY!!" while I fucked her.

Chad Kroege, lead singer of Nickelback, is a Canuck.

by Rollinjsmann December 6, 2007