The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."
by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011
by robber canter November 27, 2022
by Johnny Blac February 10, 2009
A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
by bluegillspillway September 20, 2019
by the majestic unicorn February 4, 2018
by Strayzz21 October 29, 2018
Alpha male gigachad who invented set theory, was called a liar through his whole life, discovered an even stronger notion of infinity, went insane, died, and then everyone realised how true everything he said was.
by cyclopentane June 8, 2023