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cantilingus 

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure
did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight
cantilingus by rev. redeye November 23, 2011
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canilingus

When a dog licks a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with canalingus.
I'll be out of town till Wednesday but Fido here is an ace at canilingus and will keep you off the streets.
canilingus by floorwax October 17, 2009

cuntilingus

When a man is going through a dry spell and meets a cunt and performs cunnilingus on her anyway. Performing cunnilingus on a cunt.
Brian was at TacoMac when he met a cunt who works for BearingPoint. It was a slow night so he decided to perform cuntilingus on her anyway.
cuntilingus by K. Schumock January 13, 2008

Cuntilingo

Any variations of the root word 'cunt'. Includes spellings like 'hunt/hunty/cunty/cuntiest' and acronymizations like charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

Meaning range from the intentionally offensive "he is acting cunty" to positive affirmations like "she is so cunty!".
"Tricia is serving cunt. Omg hunty. I can't. I'm dying. So much charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! She is the absolute cuntiest! I am running out of cuntilingo for how amazing she is!"
Cuntilingo by Kaybriekay April 18, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026