When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.
She bent my dick while canoeing me last night
by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019
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ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe
"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"
by BiggyDiddyJ November 16, 2015
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When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.
by Debbie Dunlap April 26, 2023
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The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.
Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011
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Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
by Speegaspegg October 22, 2015
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The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).
I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.
by Blazeracer January 17, 2018
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A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
by Kinty The Cat March 8, 2014
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