Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

by Frank XXII December 16, 2007

Canoe

The big reward or ultimate goal you are trying to achieve.

I don’t care about the clout. I’m just after the canoe.

by ThatguyP November 15, 2019

canoe

where canadians have sex

1. you know you're a true canadian when you've fucked in a canoe.

by alexaplaydespacitotwo1 June 7, 2019

Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Canoeing

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.

P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.

by USA Channel 22 September 15, 2014

Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.

Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.

by JollyRogers June 18, 2008

Red canoe

A Notre Dame yik yak obsession; the greatest of all commenter icons; the one, perfect, red canoe

I finally got red canoe when I commented on the top yak!

by TheRealRedCanoe May 13, 2015