while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka...taking a shit while doing a cannonball
by tiggermack September 14, 2011
1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.
2) An Atari game long out of commission.
3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.
2) An Atari game long out of commission.
3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.
by Oakstaff January 9, 2012
We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 1, 2023
A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.
I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.
by JuanPablo March 23, 2013
After watching the moving film The Life of Pi, one feels the need to dig up one of the drowned tsunami victims and rape them.
by balls McLongin May 3, 2013
The "cannonball carcass" is a sexual position in which the female curls in a ball and plays dead. The man then enters her from behind and has his way until climax. The female can never stop playing dead during this activity or it ceases to be the cannonball carcass and is simply the "cannonball"
by Mervy the Yam June 4, 2008
Me: Holy shit. That guy's poop came out of his ass faster than a rocket. He must be gay....
Friend: Nah man, that's the Cannonball Dookie.
Friend: Nah man, that's the Cannonball Dookie.
by Dubitc July 14, 2011