can-nons 

A version of cannons, also large breasts, fat tits, a big rack, bodacious ta-tas, you get my drift...

I salivate over my receptionist's can-nons.

can-nons by eyetalian September 8, 2006

Calcium Cannons 

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

sweater cannons 

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

sweater cannons by dunder control October 12, 2010

Beef Cannons 

Large scrumptious tits

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons

Beef Cannons by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.

Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!

dairy cannons by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

Splitting Cannons 

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

Splitting Cannons by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

sweater cannons 

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

sweater cannons by dunder control October 12, 2010