can't smoke a rock
can't smoke a rock by #1Slick May 25, 2007
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Incense can still smoke better
It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.
master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.
Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
Incense can still smoke better by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023
You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it
You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it by SmokeyTheBear420 November 9, 2021
cansmoker
Someone who thinks they're cool when they're not, and would do something lame and noob-ish like smoking weed off a can when really, joint paper costs, like, 2 bucks, and it doesn't make you look like a huge douchefruit (see 'douchefruit' definition). Cansmoker is not a term completely exclusive to marijuana, however, and can be used to describe anyone ameteur and douchey.
cansmoker by fairyblonde February 9, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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