I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

Can't fuck with dem frosties

A term used by stoners to express their love with frosties...You just can't fuck wid dem frosties aite?

Dammmn nigger! You Can't fuck with dem frosties aite?!

by Effin-Batman August 27, 2011

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

sus lol ඞ

"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

by the when the February 28, 2021

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019