Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

camnesia 

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.

Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.

camnesia by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Los Campesinos 

Fantastic "anti-indie" septet hailing from Cardiff, Wales. Their music is a torrential downpour of noise that coagulates into amazing, dance-ish, vibrant sounds. Hailed by critics as an indie band who have a very bright future. They are part of the indie scene, but their lyrics basically attack scenesters, like in 'You! Me! Dancing!': "Oh yeah it's sad that you think that we're all just scenesters, but even if we were it's not the scene you're thinking of...". Not nearly as well-known as they should be. They are signed to the Arts & Craft label, and for their first EP were signed with Wichita. Their new album is forthcoming, their current single is "International Tweexcore Underground" where they make fun of people who followed the twee pop movement.

There's red stains all over the place, but they're not blood they're cherryade. We throw parties, you throw knives, but it's all the same as long as the fizzy drinks are nice!

I never cared about Henry Rollins! Amelia Fletcher never meant anything to me!

"I, like Los Campesinos, throw parties not knives."

Los Campesinos by Laurence!! October 29, 2007

caelesti 

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

caelesti by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

Cameshia 

A Girl That Is Pretty Amazing Super Gorgeous Short Tempered And Can Get Naughty If Needed

Woaaaaah...Cameshia Is Superrr Sexyyy

Cameshia by Lalali08 October 23, 2016

2 camels in a tiny car 

A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.

Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."

2 camels in a tiny car by mrypen February 17, 2010

Calesta 

She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.

Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
:D

Bitch, she's MY best friend!

Calesta by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009