he was very calv when playing football
by David Miers May 9, 2008
A Calv is a well-respected member of the YouTube community whose elite education, high social standing and amazing looks often intimidate less privileged community members - or persons in general - and provoke a negative, in some cases extremely hateful response.
A Calv is German, arrogant and masterful by nature, but always willing to negotiate between the parties to prevent an argument. There is only one true Calv. Altogether, he is very tolerant and moderate in his attitudes. He is just adorable.
Speaking of 'him', he is of course a male, in his late twenties and desired by a vast group of beautiful young ladies from all over the world, especially from the South of Germany. He loves to take his German cars to the autobahn, because he likes it real fast. He's an adventurer and he is nuts on the Indiana Jones movies. His special interest is to humiliate people he's through with. And when he humiliates, he also destroys them in his very own style. He only does that on the internet and when seriously challenged. In the real world he's entirely peaceful and a real chiller, gentleman and idol for the inferior masses.
A Calv always rules.
A Calv is German, arrogant and masterful by nature, but always willing to negotiate between the parties to prevent an argument. There is only one true Calv. Altogether, he is very tolerant and moderate in his attitudes. He is just adorable.
Speaking of 'him', he is of course a male, in his late twenties and desired by a vast group of beautiful young ladies from all over the world, especially from the South of Germany. He loves to take his German cars to the autobahn, because he likes it real fast. He's an adventurer and he is nuts on the Indiana Jones movies. His special interest is to humiliate people he's through with. And when he humiliates, he also destroys them in his very own style. He only does that on the internet and when seriously challenged. In the real world he's entirely peaceful and a real chiller, gentleman and idol for the inferior masses.
A Calv always rules.
by moff2011 June 15, 2011
by laxbroflow2.0 June 23, 2009
A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.
by FlashBulb June 6, 2003
by Hikergirl April 29, 2020
A male that has the world's strongest calves, thus has no need to do calf raises when he goes to the gym. This man is also known to be an incredible liar and has a real affection for his RA.
Calves: Hey man what does this machine do?
Dis and Uts: That works your calves
Calves: Well im not doing that, my calves are already really strong, did you know they call me SLU Calves?
Dis Uts: O really? Wow dude have a good workout!
Dis and Uts: That works your calves
Calves: Well im not doing that, my calves are already really strong, did you know they call me SLU Calves?
Dis Uts: O really? Wow dude have a good workout!
by SLUStreetRunner May 1, 2011