When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 26, 2009
Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")
by jonbeazles August 24, 2004
Somebody who is so strapped for calories and desperate to make their macros that they resort to eating olive oil
Dain: Have you seen Marks meal plan?
Connor: Yea, he blends olive oil into his protein shake. What a calorie troll
Connor: Yea, he blends olive oil into his protein shake. What a calorie troll
by MrWine January 29, 2022
Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.
don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming
by Deadmoneyps August 23, 2022
'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine
by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 29, 2018
‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’
by Wheel chair accessible July 6, 2021
by BritAnnGreen February 14, 2009