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tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent. Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.
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microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night. person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
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Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter. Avoid calories at all costs.
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the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease. Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.
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