On-calliday 

The special, and personal, time of year that you take time off from your work duties to spend with families, however your company is stretched too thin and requires you to have your mobile phone, blackberry and laptop at your hip to address urgent issues.

Have a safe on-calliday and a happy new year, don’t forget to login while you enjoy your eggnog.

On-calliday by chapstic December 19, 2009

caleedity

Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.

adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.

caleedity by meabolex November 15, 2004

Clamidity 

The relative humidity of a woman's clam. Clam being the derogatory term for pussy.

Her pussy was wet. Her clamidity was high. It's a play on the word clam + humidity. s o c a l

Clamidity by clamidity July 7, 2012

caleedity

a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.

That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity

caleedity by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.

Calminity by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

coolidity 

its what someone has if theyre cool
see: cool coolio

Rob: "Is Andy a cool guy?"
You: "No, he doesn't have enough coolidity."

coolidity by Frances Wood, Lover Of Dave Grohl May 24, 2004

Callosity 

Hardening of the skin caused by rubbing and friction.<br>
Either a callus on the body.
Or hardening of things caused by horniness>

Eww, the callus on his hands made me lose my callosity

Callosity by CoryCallosity January 8, 2009