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verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over
Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
by veca901 April 02, 2009
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noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell

verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari
"I can't believe that guy just totally Caliparied in here!"
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Verb; the act of vacating. To erase something from existence.
"Attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th Floor. Please Calipari your area immediately."

"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.
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A person who enjoys the taste of their own shit
That guys is a Calipari
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