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Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010
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Cumiology 

A religion were it is believed that planets were created by someone immortal that can cum infinitely making the universe by different types of sperm.
Guy1: Hey bro do you believe in cumiology?
Guy2: What the fuck is that?!
Cumiology by ThunderCockPeelly March 5, 2020

Capology 

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.
Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
Capology by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

cakeology 

the art of cakes.

hand-made customised cakes for any occasion, that are creative and artistic

founded by cakeology ltd
'what are you studying at uni???'
'cakeology!!!'
cakeology by cakeology ltd January 26, 2011
The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.
Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.
Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

Cartology 

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.
We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.
Cartology by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011