the best state in the enitre united states, perfect weather, where the sun shines 24/7, fine ass girls,one of the most expensive states to live in, but like any Californian will say is worth it! Also the smartest state in the nation..we could totally become our own country if we wanted to be we don't wanna make all the other states look that bad. Produces some of the best rappers in the nation, 2-pac, e-40, mac dre, snoop dogg, etc etc, is very diverse, you have your suburbs, and the ghetto, and ur upper snotty class that always bitches, all the famous people chill in Cali, best state to live in if u want to improve in basketball, cuz all we do here is play ball, got tha crips who will totall kick the bloods asses,also has its own and unique style of rap which you wish you could do but u stupid beezies not from california cant go hyphy so :P california aka califoolya is definitely the state you wanna live in
California is the state 2pac moved to.
Hollywood is in California! What does New York have then?
We party hard down here in California, dont stop till tha break of dawn!
by Californiawestsider March 10, 2007
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the besest state in the enitre fucking united states all you haters out there just jealous. we have the terminator as our governor too. everybody says that california is a pussy state which is complete bullshit cuz california has ghettos all over the place such as south central, oakland, richmond, and hella crips live in california, california is not the safest place to live cuz many people do get shot and ppl just bitch cuz they wish they had as many og's as we do. we got our own style of rap..the best type of rap there is i might say actually, its hyphy for all you dumbasses we got the the thizzle dance and we just go stewie in califoolya (nickname) grows the most food of any state, the state 2pac moved to and then wrote a song about how sick it is, most people cant keep up with us cuz we r too advanced for u and could become our own country if we wanted to and kick ur sorry little asses but we pity you, the best basketball players come out from california while the best football players come out of texas, some parts are pretty expensive yea, the gas is the most expensive shit in the world, but still an awesome state, probably THE most diverse state as well.
A crip from California shot a blood that came to California tryin' to do tha crip walk

A fine ass beezy just moved here from California
by reppindabayouttacali March 22, 2007
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A state that is stereotyped for having surfers and girls that ride in "daddy's" converable. However, it IS extremely liberal and blows ass.
I live in oakland, california and I don't know any surfers.

I hate going to Berkeley and San Francisco because they hate 2 kinds of Bush there.
by 51omANiaK June 3, 2004
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a screwy state that is a shame to america. many californians have poor oral skills, reflecting their mere stupidity. california especially is known for various childish ethnic gangs, which brawls and drive-bys is a common scene.
No wonder Jimmy is so stupid, he is from California!
by stein September 25, 2003
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A place where anyone who lives there can be governor
Larry Flint and Gary Coleman are running for governer of california
by [SC]Ivy-SS September 7, 2003
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The only place I feel like I could beat up every person at one time besides the only place there I have any respect for: East L.A. The only state people beg not to go to, to visit there relatives. I came up with this advertisement for it.

"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.

t3h b00
California makes me sick. You are all fake. "O yeah man im from da hood. i gotz a rough life. i have been, *razor cell phone rings* o sorry, i gotta take this."
by armpit October 14, 2006
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one of the most under educated places ever. but then again pretty much all states suck at education the reason being that there are morons everywhere! i just happen to type in california and come upon all these morons. onto georgia!
your education sucks! or your brains are just really small.
by not known as an idiot November 8, 2004
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