Clinophile

(n.) a lover of reclining, lying in bed

She is a real clinophile.

Clinophile by M.Lmd August 1, 2015

Caninophile 

Someone who absurdly prefers dogs to humans, shares a bed with the filthy critters and either jacks them off or lets the mobile shit-machines, sniff, lick or nuzzle their genitals or penetrate them for sexual gratification.

Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.

Caninophile by lily beetle October 27, 2014

covidophile

someone who loves and usually obsessed with coronaviruses and coronavirus diseases

William is so addicted to bat viruses. He's one mad covidophile!

covidophile by timlight April 21, 2020

Capridophile 

A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.

"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."

Capridophile by Johnny Gila December 17, 2004

calidophyte 

a plant that grows in a hot climate; xerophyte. Also called calidophile.

Cacti are calidophytes.

calidophyte by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010

Clinophile

Someone who excessively has sexual interactions with cats(also known as bestiality).

I'm a Class A Clinophile

Clinophile by Clinophile May 21, 2017

cardophile 

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

cardophile by anon February 24, 2005