Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

Caledonian Sleeper by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Caledonian horse pickle 

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

Caledonian horse pickle by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling

Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.

“Bro, try this new sport out, New Caledonian Clit Wrestling”

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling by gv_86 October 19, 2025

Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

Capetonian by George McBob August 24, 2009

cameronian 

Cameronian is a homosexual who wears elf shoes. He lives an extravagant lifestyle eating at country clubs, driving sports cars, and living in mansions on the beach. Mooches and steals all his money from other rich people, and claims he earned all the money himself. Also, he lives the gay lifestyle having orgies with homosexuals at cheap motels.

Look at that cameronian, he is queering all over the dance floor.

cameronian by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

Caledonia

A girl who is so beautiful and cool. She's kind and gentle, but also strong and determined. She's generous and calm, but also can definitely have a shit ton of fun. You definitely want to party with her.

Jeff: "Omg watch out here comes Caledonia, she's so fucking sexy!”
Dave: " Ya I know she was at Kayley's party. She's so fun!"

Caledonia by jumbowumbo September 14, 2019

Caledonia

tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.

have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.

Caledonia by _c_oo_l_ January 7, 2018