4 definitions by Tony di Domenico

mikey meatloaf

A Mikey Meatloaf is a man, who sits home all day, and weighs over 300 pounds. He sits in a chair with food stains and potato chip crumbs all over his clothes. He still lives with his parents and is unemployed, even at a mature age.

You are such a Mikey meatloaf, you don't do anything around the house.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

cameronian

Cameronian is a homosexual who wears elf shoes. He lives an extravagant lifestyle eating at country clubs, driving sports cars, and living in mansions on the beach. Mooches and steals all his money from other rich people, and claims he earned all the money himself. Also, he lives the gay lifestyle having orgies with homosexuals at cheap motels.

Look at that cameronian, he is queering all over the dance floor.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017