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A dark-complexioned male with an affinity for the color pink and painting his toenails. Cakewalkers are a flamboyant species, usually found breeding in dirty, dark quarters that reek of stale hair and cheap scents. Cakewalkers need to be spoken to slowly, as their minds process at only a fraction of the speed of the normal human brain. Cakewalkers require assistance in performing daily activities from menial activities down to hygiene. People who encounter cakewalkers must be sensitive to the fragility of their sanity, as they lack certain qualities.
Shaba is a cakewalker
by jayma September 28, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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one who walks on cake
Colin is a Cakewalker , he has problems.
by BananaLicker May 04, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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comes from the pictures of old cake boxes
a girl in a red dress collecting huge cakes from all over the planet
by lily June 26, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A girl who bothers indian guys. Usually with little or no I.Q
by Shaba April 26, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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