Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions

1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.

Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.

Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.

Pete Carrolling by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

cakeballing

(v) to get extemely upset over a relatively small issue and make a bigger deal about it than would be considered appropriate.

Nancy was cakeballing last night when there weren't any clean glasses in the cupboard.

Dad 1: My daughter flipped out last night when I made her get off facebook and study for her test.
Dad 2: Fifteen year old girls are always cakeballing.

cakeballing by swagg_steve April 3, 2012

spontaneous carolling

The name for the common action of suddenly beginning to sing Christmas songs, no matter what season. Can include humming or whistling.

I'm known for my random outbursts of spontaneous carolling.

spontaneous carolling by helloitstess January 24, 2011

Carrolling 

The act of using adult movies for self pleasure while at school or work.

A pupil walked in on his professor Carrolling in his office one fine afternoon.

Carrolling by justin_69 March 12, 2011

Cakeholing

The art of rimming a Twinkie out of someone's ass

Cakeholing in the morning gives me a sense of satisfaction

Cakeholing by PhantomCarrotTosser December 21, 2022