The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."
A real country. Just incase all those wee shitheads didn't know that. I should know coz I am from there. I think all you wee wankers are just jealous of our country so you had to comment on it. You big douchehead. Yes, I agree we have had our fair share of a bad past, with the troubles and all that, but I don't know why all you's f*ckers give a shit coz half of you's that are commenting on this aren't even from Northern Ireland so shut your dicks. And Northern Ireland is just as god as any other country. We have beautiful scenery, a good history and I love our wee country coz it means we can go anywhere in it without having to get a plane. Unlike if you wanted to go from the north of England to the south of England, it would take you ages, so shut your fanny's especially all you wee irish dicks who think you's know everything. I don't know what you're commenting on Northern Ireland for because the Republic has protestants and Catholics aswell and the Battle of the Boyne actually took place in Dublin so don't be giving Northern Ireland that load of shit you wee cunts. And it's not like Ireland has a better football team or is any more talented that anyone from Northern Ireland so shut your big caked faces!!!!!!!!
I am from Northern Ireland. It's great.
The sparkly stuff Ke$ha's obsessed with singing about and putting on face. Also thrown around everywhere in the "Take It Off" video and what Katy Perry sang in her song "Last Friday Night." Can be used to throw in your enemies' eyes and make a dazzling getaway.
Ex. 1: "There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor."
Ex. 2: wtf is with Ke$ha and glitter
Ex. 3: Sane Kid: "I don't trust them."
Ke$ha: "It's okay, I have glitter."
Sane Kid: "Why?"
Ke$ha: "I always have glitter. For my face. It also tastes like chicken. I stole it from a pixie!"
Formerly Sane Kid: "Oh. Okay."
A curiosity particular to the British Isles, although derived chiefly from the gangsta rap culture of the inner cities of America. Townies are often seen in, as the name suggests, the town centre of any settlement, walking with a distinct bobbing movement akin to that of someone wearing a very heavy backpack. They have a tendency to clothe themselves in unnecessarily large olive-green parkas, tracksuits and plastic baseball caps. This is not dissimilar to a peacock's plumage, with the notable distinction that the peacock's tail feathers are a thing of beauty and make the male bird more attractive to the opposite sex.more...
On the subject of the opposite sex, it is often possible to observe the phenomenon of the "girl towny". This female variety is not dissimilar to the male variety, except that even more white clothing is worn, in stark contrast to the often orange war-paint worn caked over the faces of female townies. This serves to obliterate the feaures of the "girl townies" and cleverly hide the fact that the male and female of the species are almost indistinguishable without aids to appearance.
Interpersonal relationships among their own groups are often primitive, centred around cheap sexual conquests and who is going to "batter" who. The two are often linked.
The activities displayed by townies often serve to demonstrate a deep-seated aggression, often causing behaviour associated with extreme aggressiveness and violen...
Otherwise known as a 'Trendy'. I don't find them tredny, i find them a bunch of twats who all descerve to die. Often found on street corners, shouting abuse at anyone who dares to cross their path. Their victims include old people, moshers, and well anyone who isnt a scally and they tend to get their 'massive crews' to beat each other up anyway, their such happy people. The fashion is normally some form of sports label, Reebok, Adidas, etc etc which is pretty stupid since they don't do any form of sport unless you count running from a stolen car or chasing a retreating victim a sport. The female scally is often seen with skirts riding up their arses or not there at all and caked up orange faces, closely resembeling an oompa loompa. Well, i don't wish to waste anymore of my time ranting about these gayasses as its a big waste of time.
Scally: 'ere ya yo, go int dat shop fer me and buy me sum fags will ye?'
Well educated person: 'fuck off you wanker and go fuck a sheep'
Scally: 'ere ya ye want bangin you ye twat'
Well educated person: ' No thanks, my sexual life is adequate enough'
Scally: 'ere i'm gonna get me ard mate Derrel to bang you one u get me!:
(retreats having been defeated with sheer wit)
Well educated person: ta ra fucker
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Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.more...
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…
Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!
You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much...
A nation of girls (bobbleheads) whose faces are caked with foundation and cannot resist the urge to straighten their hair every 5 minutes. Their language is strange, some say it's very fast spoken English and some don't give a crap to listen long enough :)
A common name from bobblehead nation is Holly.
Currently in bobblehead nation:
12.50pm: Holly straightens her hair
12.55pm: Holly applies 5 inches of orange foundation
1.00pm: Holly straightens her fringe
1.05pm: Holly straightens another bobbleheads hair