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Boneless cake mixer 

First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite
Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer
Cakemixed is another word for cumed
Person 1: I cakemixed at that hair smuff last night and it felt good! Person 2: Ewwwwwwww
Cakemixed by ICakeYou April 28, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016