marble cake baby

1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.

2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.

1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.

2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.

marble cake baby by Tommysaint November 1, 2007

Baby Cake 

cheeks of a young woman's or girl's ass; buttocks

In the movie "Tilt," Brooke Sheilds had her character's name embroidered over each denimed baby cake.

Baby Cake by Tummy AuGratin March 1, 2006

Baby cake 

The smashed up poo left in a baby's diaper.

Hey baby could you get rid of these smelly baby cakes for me?

Baby cake by The Chode September 30, 2017

cakebaby 

Is a man who who choses his significant other before his boys. Usually by chatting on the phone, cuddling and other activities with his girl, instead of partying with his friends. Usually a term used to tease the "cakebaby"

Ryan blew us off lastnight, he is such a cakebaby.

cakebaby by carebearr1989 November 9, 2010