Cairnie Bagging 

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

Cairnie Bagging by James mcleec March 7, 2009

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

death of carnie by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

Feral Carnie 

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

Feral Carnie by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

carnielurker 

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.

Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.

carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means

Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.

carnie baller by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010

Pole carnie 

a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.

Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.

Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.

stripper

Pole carnie by Worlemw January 26, 2011