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1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
Cairn by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019
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cairns fag 

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.
innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?
cairns fag by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

Cairnie Bagging 

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.
"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

eric cairns

Perhaps one of the better fighters in the NHL. He has no problem with beating your face in. A guy I wouldn't like to piss off.
Fan: I saw that you put Crosby into the boards
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
eric cairns by WeaselHunter March 7, 2007
He’s dope as fuck and a good boyfriend and friend
He’s the shit he’s a cafin
cafin by I dont even know March 21, 2018
The short hand word for the girl name "Catherine". It is used by many other girls and peers. Excellent short-hand version instead of typing the full name.
"Catherine, may I call you Cafrin instead?"

Cafrin forgot the bring the tickets for her friends.

My best friend is Cafrin.