2 definitions by FuckYouIzzy

Slang shortening of the Scottish word “eejit”. Generally used within American social circles referring to an idiotic or immature youth.
“Wow. That Izzy guy is a jit and a half aren’t they?”
Indubitably, the epitome of jit.”
by FuckYouIzzy March 1, 2023
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1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019
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