caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008

caddywompus 

askew, crooked, not quite right.

the car is caddy wompus, its parked over the lines on both sides.

caddywompus by Ashley Pinney March 31, 2005

caddywompus 

describes a person, place, or thing which is functioning or performing poorly and not at full potential; with a person this may mean being clumsy or forgetting things uncharacteristically; this word might be used to describe anyone displaying uncharacteristic behavior socially or physically; this word is generally not meant in a derogatory way when directed to the person being described, but may be used to describe someone's actions (even one's own actions) so that the person be made aware of the fact that he or she is not performing tasks very well and/or to suggest he or she should fix the problem; outside the presence of the person described or when referring to a place or thing this word is usually meant in a more derogatory sense; with places and things this usually refers to some deficiency that needs attention

"Look at me.. I am all caddywompus today; let me get some coffee first and I'll straighten up."
"You seem caddywompus this morning; rough night?"
"Yea, I guess she was so caddywompus she drove right into the telephone pole."
"This town is caddywompus as hell...NO BARS?!?"
"That controller is all caddywompus now and cuts out since I spilled liquor on the analog stick."

caddywompus by Baby J[ebus] August 21, 2009

Caddywamp 

When one receives a blow job while sitting on the couch watching ESPN's top ten plays while simultaneously eating Buffalo Wild Wings covered in Buffalo Wild Wing's own Blazin' sauce, after driving to pick up the wings in his own Cadillac. Hence the prefix, "Caddy". (Note- The one receiving the "Caddywamp" HAS to be sweating from eating the wings, as to add to the love/hate relationship of recievig a cadywamp. Also, the number of wings has to be no less than six but no more than 24. To ensure that the blowjob does not last too long and the blowjobee (one giving the blowjob) does not tire out the jaw muscles so they to will be able to enjoy the delicious and delectable Buffalo Wild Wings)

Dude! Last night i got myself a caddywamp from the chick next door! But im still not sure if i loved it, or hated it.

Caddywamp by just a bro January 1, 2010

caddy swim 

The phrase Caddy swim is term increasingly used in the job place to refer to meetings held with the chief executive of an organization and subordinate employees to give employees the illusion of sharing in the organization’s power structure. The term is derived from the 1980 U.S. comedy film Caddyshack (directed by Harold Ramis and written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney) where class distinction at the Bushwood Country Club between the caddies and the members of the club is underscored by the annual “Caddy Swim” – an awkward employee incentive event where caddies were allowed to swim the club’s pool for 15 minutes. In the film, the event is depicted as a free for all of uncouth young adults participating in activities considered boorish to the elite club members.

The boss called a meeting to boost morale, but it really was just a caddy swim to make us feel important.

caddy swim by Bill Pickering September 25, 2007

Caddywompur 

This is a slight variation and more athletic version of the Eiffel Tower (a sexual position between two men and one woman, upon which the woman gets on all fours and allows both men to insert their penises in her from opposite sides. They will then clap hands above her in fits of joy, forming what uncannily appears to be the Eiffel Tower in Paris).

However, the Caddywompur involves a scaled down volleyball net and a ball that must be referred to as "Ball". The three participants must proceed with standard Eiffel Towering procedure. Although, the girl must strap the net to her back, erecting a level playing field for the opposing men. Upon insertion of both male genitalia, the game begins. Instead of the presumed clap above the female, the men will indulge in a friendly, yet competitive game of volleyball while thrusting into their respective orifice. If a penis slips out during play, that player loses a point. Matches are held to 12 points.

Holy hell, that was a fun camping trip. Too bad we only Eiffel Towered her. Next time we should bring some poles, a net, and a ball so we can full on Caddywompur.

Caddywompur by johnnyringo November 29, 2010

Caddywomp 

1. To be off kilter or off balance
2. Not fitting squarely in a box. Often used in construction terms.

With these amateur workers, the building is bound to be caddywomped.

Caddywomp by John Logan February 23, 2008