To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!
Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
The etymology (ooooh, I know big words :-D) of this word starts with the need to avoid the use of the word 'Rack' (so as to alert a friend to a lovely set of bazookas WITHOUT the target being alerted). Thus (-> = becomes):-
Rack -> Tray (Vague) -> Milk Tray (Breasts) -> Cadburys' (as in 'All because the lady HAS....).
Makers of crap flavourless chocolate full of vegetable fat and milk that Brits devour by the ton because they don't know any better. US equivilent would be Hershies.