cactusing

A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.

Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.

by Sparx March 19, 2005

cactusing

going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds

Hey, are you cactusing tonight?

by Karen Booker May 05, 2012

cactusing

masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.

Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis October 31, 2015

cactused

To be completely sauced out of your mind.

Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris

by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 06, 2016

Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 05, 2004

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017