cactus cunt
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Cactus cunt
The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
Cactus cunt by Plebeian July 8, 2017
cactus cunt
A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy
She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt
cactus cunt by chops82 December 29, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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