death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

death of carnie by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

Feral Carnie 

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

Feral Carnie by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Cacie 

Cacie is an amazing girl who is soooo absolutely pretty even on her “worst” days. She’s has beautiful and shiny copper colored hair with hints of red and cool brown eyes. Cacie is super nice wants you get to know her and is excepting of most people. She will always stand up for someone who needs it even if she doesn’t know who they are. She doesn’t go quiet when someone is being mean to her friends or anyone she’s around, cacie will always be there for you no matter what and won’t back down for anything. She will also mess up ANYONE who is messing with her or her friends so watch out. Cacie deserves a great friend who will be there to look after her when she needs it. So if you have a Cacie in you life be greatfull, people like her are hard to find nowadays.

Person 1: I just saw this girl stand up for a guy in the halls who was being bullied, it was awesome!
Person 2: oh! That was cacie, yeah she’s pretty cool like that.

Cacie by Ididitforyougirl April 2, 2019

carnielurker 

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.

Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.

carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006

cacne 

heavy acne on the face (usually around the lips) resulting from semen (or gizz) deposits. usually manifests after multiple blowjobs and cumshots.

"Damn did you see that girl? She has bad cacne!"

"That whore sucks so much dick, she has cacne!"

cacne by nadsac December 20, 2009

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means

Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.

carnie baller by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010