by ImaSquid November 3, 2012
by LAGviewers November 3, 2012
When an Asian girl sperm jack a white man and gets pregnant. The hapa baby is too big for normal birth so requires a C section. Being a single mother, the asian female then applies for Section 8.
Holly is doing a C-Section 8!
by WMAFMaster May 20, 2021
by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012
While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.
Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012
An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?
Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?
Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
by Candice's Momma January 13, 2012
A slang term for a woman that has a small hips which will likely cause a need for a c-section when giving birth.
Used by men looking for a woman with with small hips.
Used by men looking for a woman with with small hips.
by reservedcranberry November 4, 2023